I'm Meeeeeeeeeeelting!

It is really, really , really hot.
But I'm sure you knew that already.
If you didn't, then stand outside in the hot air, you lazy fool and stop hogging all of the air con!
Ok, *breathe*.
So... we established that it's hot. What else?
Um... I had some sour cherry beer this arvo at the Belgian Beer Café.
Incedently, I wanna refer to the Belgian Beer Café as the BBC now so it sounds all snobby and as though it's furthering my career prospects in media.
Think about it, how good would it be if I said to someone, 'Oh yeah, I was just at the BBC this arvo.'
I mean despite the fact that the BBC really stands for the British Broadcasting Corporation and in reality, we're about as far away from Britain as you could possibly get.
BUT IT STILL SOUNDS GOOD!
and that's the main thing.